SOME KID YOU HAVE NEVER HEARD OF HAS BEEN CAST AS DOCTOR DOOM. YIPEE HOW EXCITING.

SEQUELS TO THE CONJURING ARE ON HOLD BECAUSE THE STUDIO IS BEING SUED OVER THE RIGHTS, BECAUSE YOU CANNOT MAKE A HAUNTED HOUSE MOVIE UNLESS YOU ARE BASING IT ON A STORY THAT IS 100 PERCENT TRUE. YOU CANNOT JUST MAKE THESE GHOST STORIES UP.

HOT OFF THE SCORCHING SUCCESS OF THE STEVE MARTIN PINK PANTHER FILMS COMES A HYBRID CG/LIVE ACTION FILM FOCUSING ON THE TITULAR PINK PANTHER. WHO IS CHASED BY INSPECTOR R.O.T.E.A.U.R.

JOR-EL WILL NOT BE BACK IN BATMAN VS. SUPERMAN, REPLACED BY R.O.T.O.R.-E.L.

A WICKED MOVIE MAY FINALLY BE COMING, BECAUSE EVERYONE THOUGH OZ THE GREAT AND POWERFUL WAS THE GREATEST.

TODAY’S BIRTHDAYS: LINDA HUNT IS STILL LIVING DANGEROUSLY AT 69!

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TODAY IS THE LAST DAY TO VOTE IN THE VILLAIN MADNESS EVIL EIGHT ROUND OR OR YOU WILL BE SQUISHED LIKE A GRAPE AND BE TURNED INTO A CHEAP WINE THAT WILL BE SWISHED AROUND IN THE MOUTH OF THE DEVIL AND SPAT OUT INTO THE FIRES OF HELL.