And now for Groups 3 and 4 of the second round! You know what to do! Right? … No? How do you not know? *sigh* Come on, dude. VOTE! (voting for these groups ends March 27!)
TODAY’S MATCH-UPS
| R.O.T.O.R. (R.O.T.O.R.) |
Shakma (Shakma) |
| Robotic Officer of the Tactical Operations Research Unit Evil Quote: (Captain Coldyron): You call the senator and you tell him ROTOR walked through a busload of nuns to get to a jaywalker, with malice towards no one. It won’t stop. It wasn’t ready. It’s brain functions are incomplete. It can’t think twice, can’t reason, can’t change it’s prime directive. It’s like a chainsaw set on frappé. |
Uber-aggressive, door-hating, killer baboon Evil Quote: ROOOOAAAAARRRR |
| Jaws (The Spy Who Loved Me) |
Jack Torrance (The Shining) |
| Henchman with metal teeth Evil Quote: (James Bond): His name’s Jaws, he kills people. |
Psycho dad who operates a hotel Evil Quote: I’m not gonna hurt ya. You didn’t let me finish my sentence. I said, I’m not gonna hurt ya. I’m just going to bash your brains in. Gonna bash ’em right the fuck in! ha ha ha |
| Annie Wilkes (Misery) |
Pennywise (It) |
| Paul Sheldon’s Number One Fan Evil Quote: Now the time has come. I put two bullets in my gun. One for me, and one for you. Oh darling, it will be so beautiful. |
Evil, sadistic, killer clownEvil Quote: Let go. Be afraid. You all taste so much better when you’re afraid. |
| Pamela Voorhees (Friday the 13th) |
Lord Summerisle (The Wicker Man) |
| Revenge-seeking serial killer/mother Evil Quote: Kill her, Mommy! Kill her! Don’t let her get away, Mommy! Don’t let her live! |
Pagan cult leader Evil Quote: [referring to sacrifices] Animals are fine, but their acceptability is limited. A little child is even better, but not nearly as effective as the right kind of adult. |
| Lex Luthor (Superman) |
Richard Vernon (The Breakfast Club) |
| Greatest criminal mind/real estate mogul Evil Quote: We all have our little faults. Mine’s in California. |
High school principal/Breakfast Club arch-nemesis/Barry Manilow wardrobe raider Evil Quote: Don’t mess with the bull, young man. You’ll get the horns. |
| Ernie “Big Ern” McCracken (Kingpin) |
Cruella de Vil (101 Dalmatians) |
| Sleazy bowling champion Evil Quote: Sometimes a bowler just has to face the music. |
Wicked fashion designer Evil Quote: But I warn you, Anita, we’re through. I’m through with all of you! I’ll get even. Just wait. You’ll be sorry! You fools! You you idiots! |
| Sid Phillips (Toy Story) |
Syndrome (The Incredibles) |
| Sadistic toy torturer Evil Quote: [Reading warning on rocket] “Extremely dangerous. Keep out of reach of children.” Cool! What am I gonna blow? |
Super villain Evil Quote: Oh, I’m real. Real enough to defeat you! And I did it without your precious gifts, your oh-so-special powers. I’ll give them heroics. I’ll give them the most spectacular heroics the world has ever seen! And when I’m old and I’ve had my fun, I’ll sell my inventions so that everyone can have powers. Everyone can be super! And when everyone’s super…no one will be. |
| Scar (The Lion King) |
Maleficent (Sleeping Beauty) |
| Evil and jealous lion Evil Quote: Now this looks familiar. Where have I seen this before? Hm, let me think. Oh, yes, I remember! This is just the way your father looked before he died. And now here’s my little secret…I killed Mufasa! |
Evil sorceress Evil Quote: A forest of thorns shall be his tomb! Borne through the skies on a fog of doom! Now go with the curse, and serve me well! ‘Round Stefan’s Castle, CAST MY SPELL! |
Hard Ticket to Home Video 
I voted for all of the characters that won’t advance.
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OMG… R.O.T.O.R. vs. Shakma… why don’t I just dig my open heart out with a gardening trowel and call it a day instead?
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I know, I think we can admit that we should have put them on opposite ends of the bracket. Forgive us.
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Even on opposite ends of the bracket, I know they would have met up and that decision would have been a harrowing one, so I can’t fault you in the slightest.
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Maybe they’ll just put their differences aside and hug it out.
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Syd and Syndrome? What does it have to be so bloody hard to choose?
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That’s what makes this tournament so very special.
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Lord Summerisle should win just cos of that truly evil yellow turtleneck.
Oh and I voted for Jaws as he’s the only one I’ve met out of the lot
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I had sex with Annie Wilkes once.
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