FAST & FURIOUS 7 FILMMAKERS WILL TAKE A STEAMING PISS ON PAUL WALKER’S GRAVE BY COMPLETING THE FILM USING BODY DOUBLES AND HIS CG FACE, WHICH WILL NOT BE NOTICEABLE WHATSOEVER.
A JUDD APATOW PRODUCED AND POSSIBLY DIRECTED PEE WEE HERMAN MOVIE MAY BE COMING SOON, IN WHICH PEE WEE DOES NOT PROPERLY SIGNAL A LEFT TURN WHILE RIDING HIS PRECIOUS BICYCLE AND R.O.T.O.R. EXECUTES HIM VIA COMPLICATED RUBE GOLDBERG MACHINE.
THE DIRECTOR OF THE MANIAC REBOOT WILL DIRECT THE AMITYVILLE HORROR RE-REBOOT, STARRING JENNIFER JASON LEIGH, WHO IS STILL ALIVE, DESPITE R.O.T.O.R.’S BEST EFFORTS.
TODAY’S BIRTHDAYS: WHAT KIND OF WEIRD SCIENCE IS KEEPING KELLY LEBROCK ALIVE AT 54?
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I would like that actually. And I would like the plot of the movie to be Pee Wee stumbling into some strange new movie theatre that shows naked movies of mommies and daddies rolling around on the floor and his big adventure this time around will be about discovering his body for the first time.
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That’s all the world needs…. another Pee Wee Herman movie… isn’t Reubens about 70 by now??
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I would like that actually. And I would like the plot of the movie to be Pee Wee stumbling into some strange new movie theatre that shows naked movies of mommies and daddies rolling around on the floor and his big adventure this time around will be about discovering his body for the first time.
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That’s what my one-man play was about.
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If only something like that happened in real life!
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Could have sworn Maniac was released just like a year or two ago with Elijah Wood. . . unless this is another Maniac title. . .
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Yeah that movie was a remake of the original Maniac.
https://hardtickettohomevideo.com/2011/10/19/schlocktoberfest-day-19-maniac/
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lol they just want this guy to stay alive!!! so. . .many. . . remakes. so many scalpings.
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That Fast and Furious plan cannot have good results, can it?
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I don’t see how. Especially since everyone now knows that’s what they’re doing, so they’ll be looking for it.
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