HERE ARE THE FIRST IMAGES AND TRAILER FROM THE UPCOMING PEANUTS MOVIE, IN WHICH EVERYONE WILL HATE THE HYPER-INTELLIGENT DOG WHEN HE TRIES TO DO SOMETHING THAT ONLY HUMANS CAN USUALLY DO BECAUSE ALL OF THOSE KIDS ARE ASSHOLES, THEN THEY WILL QUOTE FROM THE BIBLE FOR 45 MINUTES.
LOOKS LIKE ANOTHER WOLVERINE MOVIE IS COMING OUT AFTER THE NEXT X-MEN MOVIE AFTER THE NEXT X-MEN MOVIE, BECAUSE THAT CHARACTER HAS NOT BEEN PLAYED OUT YET WHATSOEVER.
WE COULD BE GETTING A CAPTAIN MARVEL (BROAD VERSION) FILM, IF ONLY FOR THE FACT THAT VIRTUALLY EVERY MARVEL SUPERHERO IS GOING TO GET THEIR OWN MOVIE BEFORE PEOPLE GET SICK OF IT.
THE INCREDIBLES AND RATATOUILLE ARE GETTING 3D RE-RELEASES, BECAUSE EVERYONE THOUGHT THOSE MOVIES WERE GARBAGE IN 2D. A 3D VERSION OF R.O.T.O.R. WAS EXPERIMENTED WITH, BUT TOO MANY MEMBERS OF THE AUDIENCE HAD HEART ATTACKS DUE TO EXTREME INTENSITY.
TODAY’S BIRTHDAYS: LEGENDARY COMEDIAN AND CHARISMATIC ACTOR DANE COOK IS 42!
[END MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION][TODAY’S TRAILER: THE MAZE RUNNER]
DO NOT FORGET TO VOTE IN THE VILLAIN MADNESS TOURNAMENT OR YOU WILL BE SLOWLY CONSUMED BY EVIL AND SNAKES.
I was also wondering about that. That feature looked awesome. We should get whoever started it to start it back up again. I LOLed a lot at the Dane Cook entry. And wholly agree with the choice too.
What I don’t understand in The Maze Runner trailer is why the girl calls for T.H.O.M.A.S. (or me for that matter). Could it be that the Thomas in the trailer is T.H.O.M.A.S. all grown up?
Hard Ticket to Home Video 
HAHA!! You used my post!!! GODDAMNFUCKINGDANECOOK!!!!!
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I wonder whatever happened to that movie jail relay race?
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Maybe it died up there with Film Hipster??
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I was also wondering about that. That feature looked awesome. We should get whoever started it to start it back up again. I LOLed a lot at the Dane Cook entry. And wholly agree with the choice too.
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You should pick up the torch!
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What I don’t understand in The Maze Runner trailer is why the girl calls for T.H.O.M.A.S. (or me for that matter). Could it be that the Thomas in the trailer is T.H.O.M.A.S. all grown up?
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I believe it’s the tank engine.
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Nice. But am I gonna be the only one who thinks the animation for the upcoming Peanuts looks really, really weird?. . . . .
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It does, but I guess props to them for trying something different.
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Maze runner looks interesting I wonder if it will be good?!
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