Welcome to the opening round of the second annual Villain Madness! We’ve assembled the greatest collection of scumbags since Woodstock ’99 to determine which is the most evil and strangely popular of them all! Spacemen! Monsters! Robots! Animals! Wizards! Broads! We’ve got it all this year! So pour yourself half a black & tan and vote, VOTE, VOTE! (voting for this round ends March 19 with winners announced that very afternoon!)
TODAY’S MATCH-UPS
Khan Noonien Singh (Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan) |
Agent Smith (The Matrix) |
Leader of a race genetically engineered super-humans Evil Plan: Torture Captain Kirk; steal Genesis device to use as a weapon. |
Leader of AI programs bent on destroying humans Evil Plan: Delete Neo; take over The Matrix. |
Bavmorda (Willow) |
Evil (Time Bandits) |
Evil sorceress Evil Plan: Kill a baby so she can continue her dark rule. |
Personification of evil itself “Evil” Plan: Steal a magic map from dwarves so he can remake all creation in his image. |
Audrey II (Little Shop of Horrors) |
C.H.U.D. (C.H.U.D.) |
Carnivorous alien plant Evil Plan: Eat people so it can grow larger, then reproduce to take over the planet. |
Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers Evil Plan: Kill the homeless. |
Darryl Revok (Scanners) |
The Kurgan (Highlander) |
A Scanner (someone with telekinetic powers) Evil Plan: Blow up people’s heads; bring down ConSec. |
An immortal warrior Evil Plan: Kill Connor MacLeod; win the Prize. |
Leprechaun (Leprechaun) |
Dr. Emilio Lizardo (a/k/a Lord John Whorfin) (The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension) |
An evil Leprechaun Evil Plan: Find his gold; kill everyone who gets in his way. |
Physicist whose mind is controlled by an alien trapped in the 8th dimension Evil Plan: To escape New Jersey and return to the 8th Dimension to rule it once again. |
Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg (The Fifth Element) |
Elijah Price (a/k/a Mr. Glass) (Unbreakable) |
Megalomaniacal Industrialist Evil Plan: Acquire the Element Stones for the Great Evil. Profit. |
Delusional comic book shop owner with Type I osteogenesis imperfecta Evil Plan: Discover his arch-nemesis through murdering people. |
The Lord of Darkness (Legend) |
Maax (The Beastmaster) |
The personification of darkness Evil Plan: Kill unicorns; create eternal darkness; seduce Princess Lili. |
High priest sorcerer Evil Plan: Sacrifice children to his god. |
The Beast (Krull) |
King Ghidorah (Ghidorah: The Three-Headed Monster) |
Evil alien entity Evil Plan: Invade the planet Krull, marry princess Lyssa and rule. |
A three-headed, dragon-like kaiju Evil Plan: Defeat Godzilla and destroy stuff. |
I voted for the Leprechaun because the leprechaun who’s been appearing on my desk all day told me to.
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Voted! Leprechaun all the way!!!!!
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You Irish have to stick together!
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I’m Norwegian, baby! How about the big troll from Troll Hunter???
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Don’t try to fool me, leprechaun!
I hated Troll Hunter.
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Whaaaaat?? I loved Troll Hunter! And The Walking Dead… I like that too! ; )
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Khan vs. Smith? FIRST BRACKET?!? What kind of villain madness is this?
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Life is pain, King Solomon. Time to make a hard choice.
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THE MADDEST!!!!
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Oooo, those were some excellent match-ups!! This thing is the hottest ticket in town. Great job!
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Fuck yeah it is.
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Seriously, Kahn vs Smith in the first round?! You’re killing me ;).
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That’s the plan!
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Gotta roll with CHUD, mostly because that’s my word for pretty much everyone I see in public. Chuds. The whole lot of them.
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Your logic makes sense but that movie can suck a homeless boner.
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10000000% agree. I just like saying, “Oh, that Vincenzo? From the bagel store? He’s such a chud.”
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Vincenzo’s the worst.
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I see R.O.T.O.R. got a number 1 seed…. Collusion….? Off to go vote….
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Actually we did away with seeds since this is a voting tournament and not actual living, breathing, competing things.
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Soooooooooooo….. You’re asking for some of my seed…….??
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My votes are in. If Kurgan doesn’t get to the Elite 8 I call bullshit and I’m pulling a Boeheim!!!
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It won’t happen. Things rarely work out in your favor.
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I know……….
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