Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 3-5-2014

Todays Headlines

 

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SCARLETT JOHANSSON’S AVENGERS 2 SCENES WILL HAVE TO BE FILMED LICKETY-SPLIT BECAUSE SOMEONE KNOCKED HER UP. R.O.T.O.R. RESPONSIBLE.

GET YOUR FEEBLE HUMAN BRAIN READY TO BE AMAZED AT THE FIRST POSTER FOR THE ANNIE REMAKE. IT IS THE PINNACLE ACHIEVEMENT IN POSTER MAKING THUS FAR.

THE DIRECTOR OF THE UNNECESSARY EXPENDABLES 3 WILL DIRECT THE ENTIRELY UNNECESSARY REMAKE OF THE RAID, WHICH WAS ALREADY ESSENTIALLY REMADE AS DREDD. IT IS REMAKE FEVER! WHICH IS GREAT FOR THE R.O.T.O.R. REBOOT: R.E.B.O.O.T.O.R.

TODAY’S BIRTHDAYS: FRED “THE HAMMER” WILLIAMSON IS STILL TAKING A HARD RIDE AT 76!

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[TODAY’S TRAILER: TRANSFORMERS: AGE OF WHO CARES]

 

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