Today’s Headlines presented by Killer Gene Shalit! 2-17-2014

By Brian @ Hard Ticket to Home Video February 17, 2014 Ashton Kutcher Back to the Future Part II Black Gunn Chris Hemsworth Jim Brown Katherine Hepburn Killer Gene Shalit Miley Cyrus movie news Nike power laces Ron Howard Slaughter's Big Ripoff Spencer Tracy The Jungle Book

R.O.T.O.R. is still out executing hookers as part of his Valentine’s Day tradition, so Killer Gene Shalit will continue to fill in!

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**Marty McFly’s future Nikes with power laces may be a reality next year! A shoe-in for greatest wearable movie footwear ever! Until the power laces rip through your ankles.**

**Ron Howard will be directing yet another version of The Jungle Book, possibly starring a nude Chris Hemsworth as Baloo. Talk about bare necessities!**

A movie about Katherine Hepburn and Spencer Tracy’s love affair is coming, possibly starring Miley Cyrus and Ashton Kutcher. Guess Who’s Coming to the Theater? I don’t know.

Today’s Birthdays: TOUCHDOWN! Jim Brown is 78!

[Today’s Trailer: Slaughter’s Big Ripoff]

9 thoughts on “Today’s Headlines presented by Killer Gene Shalit! 2-17-2014”

Smash

February 17, 2014 at 10:47 am Reply

That is fucking awesome news! I will rock a pair of those Marty McFly’s so hard, everyone in Canada will be all “Dude, are you from the future?” And I’ll be like “Yeah, booooiiiii”. That’s good stuff.

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- Brian @ Hard Ticket to Home Video
  
  February 17, 2014 at 10:49 am Reply
  
  Maybe they’ll be out in time for you to wear at your wedding!
  
  I still wear the Back to the Future Part II sunglasses I got from Pizza Hut 25 years ago.
  
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  - Smash
    
    February 17, 2014 at 10:51 am Reply
    
    I can’t believe I know someone who owns and wears Pizza Hut Vintage shades!! I feel like I might be flying too close to the sun now in all of my interactions with you.
    
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    - Brian @ Hard Ticket to Home Video
      
      February 17, 2014 at 10:59 am Reply
      
      I mean, everything you’re saying is true.
      
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jjames36

February 17, 2014 at 11:39 am Reply

Him Brown is almost 80? Wow.

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theipc

February 17, 2014 at 11:50 am Reply

This post just gave me heartburn.

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- theipc
  
  February 17, 2014 at 11:50 am Reply
  
  or maybe it was those dodgy strawberries I just ate…
  
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movierob

February 17, 2014 at 1:45 pm Reply

yeah, i always wondered how power laces knew when to stop 🙂

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Tom

February 17, 2014 at 8:20 pm Reply

I love how the potential of Miley Cyrus and Ashton Kutcher portraying Katherine Hepburn and Spencer Tracy’s love affair reeks of possibly the worst casting decisions of all time. Holy crap that is gonna suck if that happens

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