SCARLETT JOHANSSON FINALLY REVEALS INSIDE INFORMATION ON WHAT EVERYONE HAS BEEN WONDERING: “DARK AND DRY.”
YAY, THE STARS OF AVATAR HAVE SIGNED UP FOR THREE MORE SEQUELS. EXPECT THEM TO BE RIPOFFS OF THE LITTLE MERMAID, EXCALIBUR AND THREE NINJAS: HIGH NOON AT MEGA MOUNTAIN.
JOHNNY DEPP MAY OR MAY NOT PLAY DR. STRANGE OR MAY OR MAY NOT PLAY WHITEY BULGER NOW. OR HE MAY COMBINE BOTH ROLES INTO DR. STRANGEBULGER.
[END MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION][PRESENT ROBOCOP ALTERNATE ENDING]
Hard Ticket to Home Video 
Dr. Strangebulger or How I Learned To Stop Caring and Forget to Check the Depp Level at The Deep End of the Community Pool.
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Dr. Strangebulger. Now that I can get behind. 🙂
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Whoa. That’s Depp. So Depp that I need a shovel. 🙂
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🙂
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I clicked on that Scarlet Johansson link about 30 minutes ago and it crippled my computer. Thanks, Cocksucker.
I was hoping it would lead me down the road of HOT and MOIST.
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Inquiring minds want to know!
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Hahaha! That is the best ending to a movie ever. I especially love the Barenaked Ladies soundtrack. It really captures the right mood.
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