Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 1-8-2014 By Brian @ Hard Ticket to Home Video January 8, 2014 groin hits HUMANS ARE ALL DOOMED Paul Blart: Mall Cop sequel R.O.T.O.R. [BEGIN MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION] HERE IS THE ONLY PIECE OF NEWS YOU WILL BE ABLE TO HANDLE TODAY. [END MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION] [WHY DO YOU INSIST ON CONTINUALLY DOING THIS TO YOURSELVES? R.O.T.O.R. IS FASCINATED] Rate this:Spread the word! Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window) Email Click to print (Opens in new window) Print Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook Click to share on X (Opens in new window) X Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window) Pinterest Click to share on Telegram (Opens in new window) Telegram Click to share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window) WhatsApp Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window) Tumblr Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window) Reddit Like Loading... Related
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In what shitty, unfair world do we live in that grants Paul Blart a sequel but not ROTOR?!
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This will be settled in the first round of our Movie Cop Madness tournament.
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Two Movie Cops enter. One Movie Cop leaves!
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Hopefully there’s a big orgy in the sequel…
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You are wrong. I cannot handle that.
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Nobody is funnier than you R.O.T.O.R. I love the sense of whimsy you bring to the daily movie news.
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With the constant threat of execution.
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Yeah, that makes me want to go take a huge blart right now.
Hollywood makes me sick XP
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