STEVEN SEAGAL IS THINKING ABOUT RUNNING FOR GOVERNOR OF ARIZONA AND HAS APPOINTED R.O.T.O.R. AS CHIEF VOTE-COLLECTOR.
DO NOT WORRY, PAUL WALKER’S FAST & FURIOUS CHARACTER WILL BE “RETIRED” WITH DIGNITY, MEANING R.O.T.O.R. WILL SHOOT HIM IN THE FACE WHILE HE IS SLEEPING.
NOW YOU CAN CLOSE YOUR EYES AND READ ABOUT WHAT THE NEW TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES LOOK LIKE. NO MENTION OF THE FIFTH MEMBER OF THE GROUP: R.O.T.U.R.T.L.E.
Would people actually vote for Seagal? What do governors actually do over there? The only Governor I’m familiar with has an eye patch and lives in The Walking Dead.
Hard Ticket to Home Video 
SHIA LADOUCHE!
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NICE!
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I LOVE IT.
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Labeouf is doing near everything he can to kill his career. All he needs now is a anti-semitic, racist tirade.
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Would people actually vote for Seagal? What do governors actually do over there? The only Governor I’m familiar with has an eye patch and lives in The Walking Dead.
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They’re the president of the state.
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Oh right, so they do absolutely nothing then.
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They like to vote for fat guys who whisper a lot and push baddies into things
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When you put it that way Mikey, it’s totally understandable!
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Meatheads and politics, it’s a marriage made in heaven it seems!
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Have you seen who’s running for president of Ukraine?!
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R.O.T.O.R.!
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What would you know, you’re from Toronto.
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Don’t hold Rob Ford the Crackhead Mayor against me, I didn’t vote for him I swear!
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Didn’t you repeat the part about Shia Labeouf being a douchebag? Oh, wait, it’s an everyday thing. Never mind.
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That’s our new daily feature.
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What gets me is that no matter how many adult roles he plays he still looks like a little kid playing dress-up on some Disney channel movie.
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