DC IS GOING TO BE MAKING A BUNCH OF MOVIES BASED ON THEIR LESSER SUPERHEROES, WHOSE GREATEST FIGHT WILL BE TO EARN BACK THEIR BUDGETS.
UNIVERSAL MAY JUST GO BACK TO THE STARTING LINE ON FAST & FURIOUS 7 AFTER PAUL WALKER’S DEATH. MIGHT R.O.T.O.R. SUGGEST THEY INEXPLICABLY REPLACE HIS CHARACTER WITH A MURDEROUS ROBOT POLICE OFFICER?
HENRY CAVILL WOULD LIKE TO SEE CYBORG IN A SUPERMAN MOVIE. YOU MAY BE WONDERING WHERE R.O.T.O.R. STANDS ON THE SUBJECT OF CYBORGS. WHILE R.O.T.O.R. APPRECIATES THAT A HUMAN WOULD WANT TO INTEGRATE ROBOTIC COMPONENTS INTO THEIR BODY, THE ORGANIC PARTS OF THEM WILL ALWAYS BE WEAK AND VULNERABLE TO R.O.T.O.R.’S JUSTICE.
AND FINALLY, WHILE MY COLLEAGUE BRIAN AND HIS FAMILY ENJOYED FROZEN, SOME CHILDREN IN TAMPA GOT THE EXTRA SPECIAL TREAT OF SEEING THE INCREDIBLY GRAPHIC TRAILER FOR NYMPHOMANIAC. R.O.T.O.R. BELIEVES THAT THE SOONER CHILDREN FEAR THE HORRORS OF HUMAN REPRODUCTION, THE BETTER.
[END MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION][PRESENT MEAN GENE OKERLUND’S FINEST MOMENT]
9 thoughts on “Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 12-4-2013”
Methinks Tyler Durden was involved with the Tampa screening. The first rule about Frozen is that you do not screen Frozen. The second rule of Frozen is that you do not screen Frozen.
I had a Dr. Fate action figure too and, I too, had really no clue who he was. And why did I receive him as a gift when I clearly asked for Batman?! Was Dr. Fate free to every customer at K-Mart?
Hard Ticket to Home Video 
Methinks Tyler Durden was involved with the Tampa screening. The first rule about Frozen is that you do not screen Frozen. The second rule of Frozen is that you do not screen Frozen.
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Why doesn’t Doctor Fate get any credit??????????????
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Could it be his fate to not be credited?
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Dr. Fate was one of my favorite action figures as a kid but I had no idea who he was or what he did but he had a cool helmet.
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Oh won’t somebody please think of the children!
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These kids can take care of themselves.
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The idea of a lot of lower budget superhero films interests me, mainly because a lot of superheroes don’t need a mega $100M+ budget 😀
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I once saw a Fast and Furious film…sitting in the bargain bin. I wouldn’t give those films a chance.
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I had a Dr. Fate action figure too and, I too, had really no clue who he was. And why did I receive him as a gift when I clearly asked for Batman?! Was Dr. Fate free to every customer at K-Mart?
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