QUENTIN TARANTINO SAYS HIS NEXT PICTURE WILL BE A WESTERN. R.O.T.O.R. KNOWS THAT MOST OF YOU WERE HOPING IT WOULD BE “KILL R.O.T.O.R.” BUT THAT PROJECT HAS BEEN DEEMED IMPOSSIBLE.
THERE WILL BE A SEQUEL TO THE FRIDAY THE 13TH REMAKE, RELEASED ON MARCH 13, 2015, WHICH, BY R.O.T.O.R.’S CALCULATIONS, IS A FRIDAY! R.O.T.O.R. CANNOT BELIEVE THEY THOUGHT OF THAT!
ACCORDING TO FORBES, THE FIFTH ESTATE, STARRING THE WORST HAIR IN MOVIE HISTORY, WAS 2013’S BIGGEST BOX OFFICE TURKEY. GET IT? TURKEY?? THANKSGIVING???! YOU ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!
[END MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION][CONCLUDE MACY’S THANKSGIVING DAY PARADE COUNTDOWN. R.O.T.O.R. WILL BE TAKING THE NEXT FEW DAYS OFF TO APPEAR IN THE MACY’S PARADE. WATCH TOMORROW FOR R.O.T.O.R.’S AMAZING FLOAT: F.L.O.T.O.R.! FEATURING JOHN RATZENBERGER!]
10 thoughts on “Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 11-27-2013”
Have a fun Thanksgiving weekend getting drunk and making a scene in front of all your family and friends, R.O.T.O.R.!! Then maybe have some pie too, you’ve earned it!
I thought you guys died. But then I realized WordPress saw fit to unfollow your blog. Seriously, it’s been acting really glitchy lately.
Anyways, I’ve read this upcoming Friday the 13th project will be yet another remake/re-imagining, so it’ll be interesting to see what actually comes of it.
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Have a fun Thanksgiving weekend getting drunk and making a scene in front of all your family and friends, R.O.T.O.R.!! Then maybe have some pie too, you’ve earned it!
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R.O.T.O.R. gives thanks for the multitude of ways humans can be killed.
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Have fun!! Don’t eat too much and shit yourself!
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You mean every day or just Thanksgiving?
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Well – “every day” is a good rule of thumb but if, you have to limit yourself, you probably shouldn’t crap your pants during Thanksgiving dinner.
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I’m watching Shaolin Soccer right now – I CAN’T WAIT to pull my underwear off and make someone put it over their face!!!
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These are hilarious. Well done, again!
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R.O.T.O.R. gives thanks.
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HA! good work R.O.T.O.R
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I thought you guys died. But then I realized WordPress saw fit to unfollow your blog. Seriously, it’s been acting really glitchy lately.
Anyways, I’ve read this upcoming Friday the 13th project will be yet another remake/re-imagining, so it’ll be interesting to see what actually comes of it.
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