NEW EVIDENCE IS BEING PRESENTED THAT MAGNETO KILLED JFK, BUT WE ALL KNOW WHAT REALLY HAPPENED…
ANG LEE MAY DIRECT VIN DIESEL AS KOJAK, YOU KNOW, BECAUSE HE IS BALD. R.O.T.O.R. IS SURE THIS CASTING SEARCH WILL RUN IN ROUGHLY THE SAME CIRCLES AS THE LEX LUTHOR CASTING SEARCH.
THE ZOMBIE MOVIE WAVE REFUSES TO CREST, AND NOW THEY ARE GOING TO REMAKE DAY OF THE DEAD YET AGAIN. WHEN DOES THE WAVE OF KILLER ROBOT MOVIES BEGIN? R.O.T.O.R. CALCULATES IT IS AN INFINITELY MORE INTERESTING GENRE BASED ON R.O.T.O.R.’S UNBIASED STUDY.
Hard Ticket to Home Video 
WHAT?? NO mention of someone else’s birthday??? What a cocksucker!!
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I mentioned you, Rich.
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Aren’t they doing a movie version of “Robopocalypse”? Or did I just make that up?
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Spielberg has been attached to it forever but he’s postponed it “indefinitely.” R.O.T.O.R. is not happy.
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Grrrrr-bunnies.
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Seems to be a lot of work in Hollywood for bald actors these days.
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Not a good time for people with beautiful, full heads of hair like John Travolta and Nicolas Cage.
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lol, but luckily for those two bum chins and crazy eyes are always in style!
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