Haiku Review: The Original Star Wars Trilogy By Brian @ Hard Ticket to Home Video November 6, 2013 Ewoks Greedo Shot First kissing Return of the Jedi robot hand Star Wars The Empire Strikes Back Star Wars (1977) Farm kid buys robots Meets wizard, pirate, space ape Pirate gets shot at The Empire Strikes Back (1980) Kid meets estranged dad Shares passionate kiss with sis Gets cool robot hand Return of the Jedi (1983) All about space bears Space bears defeat the Empire Space bears throw party Rate this:Spread the word!Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window)Click to print (Opens in new window)Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)Click to share on Telegram (Opens in new window)Click to share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window)Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Like Loading... Related
What? That’s total bull-honkey! Leia is cool too, but c’mon! Am I at least allowed to like Jabba? LikeLike
Everyone can like Jabba. He’s very lovable. If he doesn’t get his own spin-off movie I’ll be very upset. LikeLike
Haha! Excellent work. The Jedi one is the funniest but the Empire one is the best – I love a movie haiku that nicely sums up the whole movie. đŸ™‚ LikeLike
How many boobs are in those?
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96
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Space bears L-O-fudging-L. nicely done as usual Brian.
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Thanks!
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I was always jealous of Luke’s cool robot hand.
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But you’re a girl! You’re only supposed to like Leia!
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What? That’s total bull-honkey! Leia is cool too, but c’mon! Am I at least allowed to like Jabba?
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Everyone can like Jabba. He’s very lovable. If he doesn’t get his own spin-off movie I’ll be very upset.
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Excellent!
*Laughs just like Jabba* HUH Huh Hohohoho HA HA HA HA, bluuuugh…
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You should eat more living things and puke more, like Jabba.
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Haha! Excellent work. The Jedi one is the funniest but the Empire one is the best – I love a movie haiku that nicely sums up the whole movie. đŸ™‚
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Unfortunately I didn’t have enough syllables to work Lando in there.
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