It’s the last day of the week before the weekend, when you can lay in Death Bed for two straight days while you’re slowly dissolved!
There’s going to be a Hot Wheels movie, because we don’t have enough car movies lately. Death Bed once digested a clown car packed with clowns. It’s a funny story.
Michael Fassbender, star of the upcoming Assassin’s Creed movie, apparently barely knows what a video game even is, much less what Assassin’s Creed is about. Always a good sign.
Mark Wahlberg attaches blame as to what’s holding up the Entourage movie that nobody awake, asleep, or dead cares about.
[And now, another bedtime story! This one was made by the wonderful Natasha Harmer with her own little hands!]
Hard Ticket to Home Video 
Stop making toys into movies!
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I’m looking forward to the Silly Putty movie.
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I can’t wait for the Slinky movie: “Slinky – Silently Killing You as You Fall Down the Stairs”
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The movie’s premise has NOTHING to do with Hot Wheels. Can I film myself playing with the cars for 2 hours and release that in theaters?
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Please do.
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YES. Time to dig through my basement and piece together some track, pass it off as a physics experiment, and post my results via cinema. That, and splice some of the comupter games in there as well.
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I’d watch the shit out of that. What’s the storyline? What are your cars driving away FROM?
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A giant toy-car obssessed twentysomething terrorizes a small town by using their cars to complete a homework assignment for a college physics class. It is up to some driver without a name and his garage mechanic girlfriend to risk everything that they love and save the town from total annihilation.
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That movie was awesome!! Thanks for sharing Death Bed.
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I’m not really concerned about Fassbender being unaware of the game. It’s not like the film is going to consist of him sitting down and playing it… probably.
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