Time to rise and shine my little campers! Time for some Death Bed entertainment news.
Tom Hanks seems to think he’d be a good villain in a comic book superhero movie. The closest Tom Hanks has ever came to playing a villain is the goofy professor in the remake to The Ladykillers. And he’s way too old to be playing a superhero like the Flash. Death Bed scoffs at all this TOMfoolery!
Maybe Guillermo del Toro can make a better Pacific Rim movie if the sequel gets greenlit. This reminds me to start my screenplay about giant mattresses fighting giant sofas.
Apparently, some guys did what we all want to do and they assaulted Michael Bay.
[Now its time for a rap battle]
Hard Ticket to Home Video 
Ha! One of my favorite 80s things ever.
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That video is no less lame than One Direction. But really they couldn’t cast at least one black actor for that scene?
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They tried but no African-American with enough pride and smarts would ever go near that scene.
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Giant furniture vs. giant mattresses? Sofa it sounds like a good premise.
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Tom Hanks a comic book villain?!?! Next you’ll be trying to tell me that McLovin thinks he’d make a great Whitney Houston in a biopic about her life. Death Bed, you’re so silly!
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