Maniacs, murderers, creatures, psychos, devils, the undead, lunatics! And that’s just the readers! Please join us for a tradition so annual we hold it every year! 31 days of horror film reviews so terrifying it will take an entire website to contain them!

Also, on a lighter note, today marks Hard Ticket to Home Video’s 2nd anniversary!

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Thank you to all seven of our readers who have stuck with us through the lean times and have been patiently waiting for those lean times to end. They probably won’t. Fair warning. Anyway, here’s to two more years!

And just out of curiosity and in the interest of wasting time, which of our regular columns is your personal favorite to read?

• Ask Professor Popcorn
• Gross!
• Haiku Review
• I Don’t Get It…
• Movie Music Mega Madness
• Parental Guidance Suggestion
• Photoshopped Philms
• Poster Postulation
• Reel Quick
• Shake the Scene
• The Unsung Heroes of Hollywood
• Today’s Headlines
• True or False Trivia
• What Were We Thinking?
• You Dumb Kid