YOU KIDS MAY NOT REMEMBER THIS, BUT BEFORE R.O.T.O.R. AS BEN AFFLECK WAS CAST AS BATMAN, CHRISTIAN BALE ACTUALLY HAD TO AUDITION FOR A BATMAN MOVIE. ALL R.O.T.O.R. HAD TO DO IS WALK INTO THE PRODUCER’S OFFICE AND EXECUTE THE FIRST THREE PEOPLE R.O.T.O.R. SAW.
THE GUY WHO DIRECTED ABRAHAM LINCOLN: VAMPIRE HUNTER WILL DIRECT THE REMAKE OF BEN-HUR, IN WHICH BEN-HUR MAY OR MAY NOT HUNT TROLLS.
THE GUY WHO DIRECTED THE DESCENT WILL DIRECT THE TROLL HUNTER REMAKE, IN WHICH THE TROLLS MAY OR MAY NOT BE HUNTED BY BEN-HUR.
COLIN FARRELL MAY STAR IN THE WORLD OF WARCRAFT MOVIE, WHICH WILL PROBABLY RAISE THE HACKLES OF THE MORBIDLY OBESE.
[END MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION]
[BEGIN BOBBY “THE BRAIN” HEENAN AND GORILLA MONSOON ON SUPER SLOPPY DOUBLE DARE TRANSMISSION]
Hard Ticket to Home Video 
I would personally love to see Ben-Hur chase down some trolls from the comfort of his chariot.
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I’d love to do the same if the film were a LOT shorter.Ben-Hur, done that.
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Hahaaha, I love corny puns even more than I love pizza. Which is a tremendous amount. The first thing I think of when I wake up in the morning is pizza. And having a three-way with R.O.T.O.R. and Robocop. Oops.. did I just keep on typing that and then click enter? Yep.
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R.O.T.-H.U.R.
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Omg… it’s the ultimate movie mashup! You’re a genius Brian. If I concentrate I can hear the sound of five hundred thousand royalty checks being printed with your name on them.
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And with that money I can finance your idea for a robot-cyborg-girl porno!
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LOL, now the wheels are really turning!
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These comments are SIZZLING this morning.
Keep them coming, please.
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Is it bad that that picture of R.O.T.O.R turns Smash on?
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It is not and I’d like to see some videos posted about this whole thing.
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R.O.B.O.Y., erm, disregard.
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