“MAMA MUMMY!” – ITALIAN ARCHAEOLOGIST (COME SEE R.O.T.O.R. DO STAND-UP COMEDY AT THE LAFF SHAFT IN ASBURY PARK THIS SUNDAY NIGHT!)
BIG NEWS FOR R.O.T.O.R.’S TODDLER READERS: THERE IS A CLIFFORD MOVIE COMING AND JACK BLACK WILL STAR IN A GOOSEBUMPS MOVIE. IT GIVES R.O.T.O.R.’S FLESH SUIT GOOSEBUMPS JUST THINKING ABOUT IT.
SUDDENLY IT IS NOT LOOKING GOOD FOR BILL & TED 3. KEANU REEVES SPEAKS OF “DARK FORCES” AT WORK. THAT IS R.O.T.O.R. HIRED AS SECURITY TO KEEP THEM OFF THE STUDIO LOT.
ALSO SPEAKING OF DELAYS, THE ENTOURAGE MOVIE IS SLOW GOING, BUT NOBODY CARES ABOUT THE ENTOURAGE MOVIE.
[END MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION]
[AND NOW FOR SOME FINE CHAMPAGNE]
Hard Ticket to Home Video 
Didn’t they already make a Clifford movie, starring Martin Short and Charles Grodin?
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Yes, but Charles Grodin asphyxiated inside the costume.
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They already had a Clifford (the dog) movie. But him in a hybrid movie a la Ted and Paul? I bet the plot is an origin story, ignoring the TV series and spinoff, and at one point Clifford does something stupid and runs away but then love fixes everything. Insert incompetent villain and dated pop culture references, sprinkle some 3D, and BAM! Instant Success!
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That plot idea would also work for the Entourage movie.
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Like bites the mailman… in half!
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Cliffordfield! Wait, that’s been done. Still, the whole “clean up after your dog” practice must be impossible, practically a health hazard for the town.
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That would be awesome. Clifford gets rabies and rampages a city.
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Jurassic Bark, The Doggy Horror Picture Show, Clifford the Big Red Slumdog Millionaire, Clifford and the Reservoir Dogs, An Inconvenient Pooch
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Dog Day Woofternoon!
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Nobody ever wanted an Entourage movie. They should just sweep that thing under a tatty old rug where it belongs.
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That show was ok the first couple seasons but it got progressively dumber and I finally just gave up after the first episode of the last season.
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Yeah, I agree. They just weren’t good at coming up with new ideas. The formula was pretty much a season of Vince doing well, a season of Vince doing bad, Vince does well, Vince does bad… it was really stupid. And the Ari Gold prick agent thing got old fast too.
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Exactly. And Drama gets increasingly stupid, and Turtle and Eric are suddenly huge successes for no real reason, and everyone just acts like a whiny little bitch.
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It’s never fun waiting around all fooping day for your new fridge to show up. Bastards.
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Freaking wow. That video is one of the greater things ever.
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aaAAHhhH the French!
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