JURASSIC PARK 4 IS NOW CALLED “JURASSIC WORLD” INSTEAD OF “R.O.T.O.R. VS. DINOSAURS,” WHICH STUDIO EXECUTIVES SAID REVEALED TOO MUCH ABOUT THE PLOT. THEY HAVE ALREADY BEEN DEALT WITH.

HERE IS THE FIRST LOOK AT THE NEW GODZILLA’S FACE. HE LOOKS TROUBLED. R.O.T.O.R. DOES NOT CARE FOR GODZILLA AS HE IS A CONSTANT JAYWALKER AND LITTERER.

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN 5 IS BEING PUSHED BACK BECAUSE THEY ARE RETHINKING SPENDING $300 MILLION ON SOMETHING NOBODY CARES ABOUT ANYMORE.

R.O.T.O.R. HAS PURCHASED JAMES BOND’S SUBMARINE CAR FROM THE SPY WHO LOVED ME HAS BEEN SOLD FOR $1 MILLION. NOW R.O.T.O.R. CAN PULL OVER AND EXECUTE TRAFFIC VIOLATORS UNDER THE SEA. ARIEL, R.O.T.O.R. IS COMING FOR YOU…

[END MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION]

[BEGIN BIRTH VIDEO]

MANY OF YOU HAVE REQUESTED TO SEE VIDEO OF T.H.O.M.A.S.’S BIRTH. BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR, HUMANS.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJV6Vq7VBiU