THE FIRST TRAILER FOR THE ROBOCOP REMAKE IS OUT. R.O.T.O.R. OBVIOUSLY APPRECIATES ROBOCOP’S STYLE OF JUSTICE, BUT HIS FLESH COMPONENT WILL ALWAYS MAKE HIM INFERIOR. R.O.T.O.R. DOES NOT HAVE THAT PROBLEM, WHICH IS WHY R.O.T.O.R. CAN EXECUTE LITTERERS WITH RECKLESS ABANDON.
ALSO ON THE SUBJECT OF KILLER ROBOTS, THE NEW TERMINATOR MOVIE HAS A DIRECTOR, WHO IS ONE OF THE MAIN DIRECTORS OF GAME OF THRONES, WHICH R.O.T.O.R. WATCHES BECAUSE KING JOFFREY MAKES R.O.T.O.R. LAUGH.
COMPLETELY AWFUL DIRECTOR ROLAND EMMERICH SAYS WILL SMITH MAY APPEAR IN INDEPENDENCE DAY 2, IN WHICH A LOT OF THINGS WILL GET DESTROYED AND THE STORY WILL BE WORSE THAN SHUTTING YOUR SCROTUM IN THE OVEN.
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I watched RoboCop on Blu Ray last weekend, and while it was highly enjoyable I couldn’t help but think that a RoboCop/R.O.T.O.R. team up would be way more badass.
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RoboCop would be totally overshadowed though.
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Now what if R.O.T.O.R., RoboCop, and The Terminator were in a remake for Gone With the Wind? The running time would be a lot shorter.
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They’d all just start dancing. It’s written into their programming when they’re in the same proximity.
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Independence Day 2? For fuck’s sake, WHY?
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$!
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WOW – Robocop looks totally stupid…
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