Soooo, we found R.O.T.O.R. He came stumbling into the office this morning, bellowing smoke and shooting sparks and one of his arms is just kind of hanging there. His circuitry reeks of cheap whiskey, but he’s semi-functional and insists on getting back to work. We can’t say no to him, because he’ll execute us, but he’s acting very odd, playing random music videos after every sentence. Maybe they hold a clue to his whereabouts the past few days?:
TED 2 IS COMING OUT IN APRIL 2015 *&#*(@#&
OBI-WAN WILL BE A FORCE GHOST IN STAR WARS EPISODE VII )(&!$)(@$)(*&$
SINISTER 6 IN THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2? (*&$#*&@
NEW TWILIGHT ZONE MOVIE COMING !#@$)#&!@$)__)(*
Hard Ticket to Home Video 
“!#@$)#&!@$)__)(*”
LOL!!!! HAHAHAHAQHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!
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With all these headlines, I wouldn’t be surprised if they were just plotlines for the new Twilight Zone movie. Purpose? To Serve Man.
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When R.O.T.O.R. acquires a taste for human flesh, it’s all over…
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R.O.T.O.R. has been jamming to some pretty emotional tunes… I’m worried he won’t be the killing machine he used to be.
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It’s very worrying. But this may actually lead him to kill MORE.
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Hmm, so maybe this little bender wasn’t such a bad thing after all.
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