Hey, have any of you guys seen R.O.T.O.R.? He didn’t come into the office this morning. We saw him run off crying yesterday and we haven’t heard from him since. If you do hear from him, please let us know. We’re worried. For him and any innocent people he comes across.
Anyway, when we were out on the streets shouting for R.O.T.O.R., this guy thought we said his name and he’s been kind of following us around, so we’ll let him take over today’s Today’s Headlines:
Thanks, Hodor!
Hodor.
Hard Ticket to Home Video 
Rescue Our True Overlord R.O.T.O.R.
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YES. If he stays missing we’ll put that on a water tower.
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I think R.O.T.O.R might be on the roof where I work. There’s some strange noises coming from up there and the power keeps fluctuating. Think he’s up there pooping?
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He’ll come back once her’s ready to. And I have no doubt that he’ll come back swinging! Cracking down on law-breakers even more harshly than ever before.
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R.O.T.O.R. draws strength from your hope.
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*he’s
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I heard he was in Moscow airport applying for asylum but Putin thinks he’s too dangerous and bad-ass
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