HARRISON FORD EDITION
JOHN MCCLANE IS OUT AND HAN SOLO IS IN FOR THE EXPENDABLES 3. R.O.T.O.R. STILL BEING CONSIDERED TO PLAY STEVEN SEAGAL.
HARRISON FORD IS ALSO EXPRESSING GREAT INTEREST IN INDIANA JONES 5, TENTATIVELY TITLED “INDIANA JONES AND THE JURISDICTION OF R.O.T.O.R.”. R.O.T.O.R. STILL CONSIDERS INDIANA JONES NOTHING BUT A THIEF, AND ONE DAY R.O.T.O.R. WILL CATCH HIM AND EXECUTE HIM VIA SNAKE.
[END MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION] [BEGIN OPERATION: BUCKTOOTH]
Hard Ticket to Home Video 
How is Harrison Ford still even walking at the age of 117??
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No, please, no more Expendables movies! R.O.T.O.R. please stop the madness. Why can’t Sly ever just do ONE movie and end the story?!?! Just retire gracefully, like Mel Gibson did.
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THE EXPENDABLES 3 was already made….http://thebloggerscut.com/2013/03/26/the-expendables-3/
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I can’t believe you didn’t use R.O.T.O.R.
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Maybe in Expendables 4?
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Both news bits are terrible. Thank R.O.T.R for his threats behind each bit.
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