THERE WILL NOW BE FOUR AVATAR MOVIES. IF R.O.T.O.R. DID NOT HAVE TOTAL DISDAIN FOR HUMANITY, R.O.T.O.R. WOULD WEEP FOR YOU.
THE LIVE-ACTION AKIRA MOVIE IS BACK ON. AKIRA IS SET IN A FUTURE WORLD WHERE ALL CRIME HAS BEEN ERADICATED AND STARTED BY R.O.T.O.R.
ZACK SNYDER IS SEEKING ADVICE FROM FRANK MILLER ON BATMAN VS. SUPERMAN DUE TO MILLER’S SUCCESS WITH THE SPIRIT.
AND HERE IS JUST A PICTURE OF R.O.T.O.R. HANGING OUT WITH DIRECTOR BRYAN SINGER. NO BIG DEAL.
[END MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION][BEGIN PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT]
R.O.T.O.R. IS SO ASTOUNDED (YES, ROBOTS CAN BE ASTOUNDED) AT THE BLATANT DISREGARD FOR AUTHORITY IN THE FACE OF EXECUTION IN THIS FILMHIPSTER REVIEW OF R.O.T.O.R.’S BIOPIC THAT R.O.T.O.R.’S CIRCUITS CANNOT EVEN PROCESS IT. THAT, AND HE BLASTED A CARN HORN AT R.O.T.O.R. WHEN R.O.T.O.R. TRIED TO STRANGLE HIM. IF ANYONE OUT THERE HAS ANY INFORMATION ABOUT HOW R.O.T.O.R. CAN FIND THIS DIRTBAG, PLEASE COMMENT BELOW.
9 thoughts on “Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 8-2-2013”
I understand that the rest of the Avatar movies will be filmed continuously but what happens if the second, third, or fourth installment, when released years from now, fails? It could happen but it’s too early to call.
I guess they’re willing to take that chance with the highest-grossing movie ever. I find it hard to believe that anyone could get tired of four movies of blue cat people whining about the forest.
Don’t worry R.O.T.O.R., everyone born for greatness has to contend with poor reviews caused by petty jealousy once in a while. It means that you’re on the right track with your rough brand of justice.
Hard Ticket to Home Video 
I understand that the rest of the Avatar movies will be filmed continuously but what happens if the second, third, or fourth installment, when released years from now, fails? It could happen but it’s too early to call.
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I guess they’re willing to take that chance with the highest-grossing movie ever. I find it hard to believe that anyone could get tired of four movies of blue cat people whining about the forest.
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Screw Avatar and all of it’s sequels!!!!!
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*high five*
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Ha ha ha!!!!!!! Bring it tinfoil.
My Blu-ray player has more on board memory than you.
Akira? Live action? Not sure about this.
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Don’t worry R.O.T.O.R., everyone born for greatness has to contend with poor reviews caused by petty jealousy once in a while. It means that you’re on the right track with your rough brand of justice.
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R.O.T.O.R. HAS DECIDED THAT YOU ARE ALL RIGHT, HUMAN.
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This is the greatest moment of my life.
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I really just want to see you two kids happy.
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