Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 7-23-2013

Todays Headlines

[BEGIN MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION]

DENNIS FARINA IS DEAD. R.O.T.O.R. NOT RESPONSIBLE.

PENELOPE CRUZ ALSO GAVE BIRTH YESTERDAY BUT NO ONE CARED. R.O.T.O.R. DELIVERED THE CHILD ON THE SIDE OF THE HIGHWAY, THEN EXECUTED JAVIER BARDEM FOR BREEDING WITHOUT A LICENSE

SACHA BARON COHEN WILL NO LONGER PLAY FREDDIE MERCURY. R.O.T.O.R. WILL.

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[END MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION]
[BEGIN MIRTH MADNESS REMINDER]

AS THE OFFICIAL ROBOT POLICE OFFICER FOR MIRTH MADNESS, I ORDER YOU TO VOTE IN ROUND 2. FAILURE TO DO SO WILL RESULT IN EXECUTION BY LAUGHING GAS OVERDOSE.

 
 

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