And now we’re in Round TWO, the Sweet 32! There were some upsets and thrills in the last round, hearts and funny bones were broken, but we all had some laughs. Now the time for laughing is OVER, and the lighthearted guffaws have begun! The decisions get much more difficult as more beloved favorites will have to fall in order for some to rise! So check out the match-ups below and vote until you can’t anymore!
Here are the results from Group 4 of the first round!
Clark W. Griswold (65%) eliminated Carl Spackler (35%) with superior intelligence and superior firepower!
Billy Ray Valentine (73%) made Kirk Lazarus (27%) drop character!
Nigel Tufnel (81%) smashed a beer mug over Francis Begbie (19%)!
Bill Lumbergh (63%) made it snow in Chet Donnelly’s (37%) bedroom!
Marge Gunderson (52%) beat Larvell Jones (48%) soundly!
Jack Brown (52%) rolled over Walter Sobchak (48%)!
Willy Wonka (70%) desecrated Bernie Lomax’s (30%) corpse!
Buford T. Justice (56%) upheld the law against Rodney Farva (44%)!
TODAY’S MATCH-UPS
| 1. Jeff “The Dude” Lebowski (The Big Lebowski) |
8. Austin Powers (Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery) |
| Quote: “This is a very complicated case, Maude. You know, a lotta ins, a lotta outs, a lotta what-have-yous. And, uh, a lotta strands to keep in my head, man. Lotta strands in old Duder’s head. Fortunately, I’m adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.” | Quote: “Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later? How do you like to do it? Do you like to wash up first? You know, top and tails… whore’s bath? Personally, before I’m on the job, I like to give my undercarriage a bit of a ‘how’s your father’!” |
| 12. Mr. Bean (Bean) |
4. Al Czervik (Caddyshack) |
| Quote: [at the virtual rollercoaster ride talking to David] “Brace yourself!” | Quote: “Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh? … Oh, it looks good on you though.“ |
| 11. Happy Gilmore (Happy Gilmore) |
3. Dr. Frankenstein (Young Frankenstein) |
| Quote: “You little son of a bitch ball! Why you don’t you just go HOME? That’s your HOME! Are you too good for your HOME? ANSWER ME! SUCK MY WHITE ASS, BALL!” | Quote: “I am not a Frankenstein. I’m a Fronkensteen. Don’t give me that. I don’t believe in fate. And I won’t say it. All right, you win. You win. I give. I’ll say it. I’ll say it. I’ll say it. DESTINY! DESTINY! NO ESCAPING THAT FOR ME! DESTINY! DESTINY! NO ESCAPING THAT FOR ME!“ |
| 7. Lili Von Shtupp (Blazing Saddles) |
2. Ron Burgundy (Anchorman) |
| Quote: “Tell me, schatze, is it twue what they say about the way you people are… gifted? Oh, it’s twue. It’s twue. It’s twue, it’s twue!“ | Quote: “I’m very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.” |
| 16. Louis Tully (Ghostbusters) |
8. Edward R. Rooney (Ferris Bueller’s Day Off) |
| Quote: “Gee, I think all I got is acetylsalicylic acid, generic. See, I can get six hundred tablets of that for the same price as three hundred of a name brand. That makes good financial sense, good advice…Hey, this is real smoked salmon from Nova Scotia, Canada, $24.95 a pound! It only cost me $14.12 after tax, though. I’m givin’ this whole thing as a promotional expense, that’s why I invited clients instead of friends. You havin’ a good time, Mark? How you doing? Why don’t you have some of the brie, it’s at room temperature! You think it’s too warm in here for the brie?“ | Quote: “I did not achieve this position in life by having some snot-nosed punk leave my cheese out in the wind.” |
| 5. H.I. McDonough (Raising Arizona) |
4. Navin R. Johnson (The Jerk) |
| Quote: “Wake up, son. I’ll be taking these Huggies and whatever cash ya got.“ | Quote: “Nothing? Are you kidding? Page 73 – Johnson, Navin R.! I’m somebody now! Millions of people look at this book everyday! This is the kind of spontaneous publicity – your name in print – that makes people. I’m in print! Things are going to start happening to me now.” |
| 11. Pee Wee Herman (Pee Wee’s Big Adventure) |
3. Buddy (Elf) |
| Quote: “There’s a lotta things about me you don’t know anything about, Dottie. Things you wouldn’t understand. Things you couldn’t understand. Things you shouldn’t understand.” | Quote: “I just like to smile! Smiling’s my favorite.” |
| 7. Cousin Eddie (National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation) |
2. Arthur Bach (Arthur) |
| Quote: “If only I had that money Catherine and I gave to that TV preacher who was screwin’ that hockey player.” | Quote: “You’re a hooker? Jesus, I forgot! I just thought I was doing GREAT with you!” |











Votes are in! GO TEAM H.I.!!!
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You know it’s strangely difficult to find clips from Raising Arizona.
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AR-THUR! AR-THUR! AR-THUR!
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