Spider-Man (2002)
Nerd gets spider bite
Responsible for three deaths
Hm, it’s Kirsten Dunst
Spider-Man 2 (2004)
Spidey’s really tired
But must fight an octopus
Kirsten Dunst still here
Spider-Man 3 (2007)
Haha, what is this?
Spidey goes goth, punches sand
And no cold, wet shots
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LOL, no cold, wet shots. It’s a travesty!
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That’s the precise reason the third one is considered such a failure.
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UM……………
LIKE!!!!
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Oh, my, you’re so funny! 😀
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Is this sarcasm? Either way, thanks!
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No! You and Eric are constantly making me laugh, like really laugh out aloud! I visit more often than I comment. 🙂
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Dunst is fit
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Yeah but kind of a butterface in my opinion.
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Spider-man really needed to take his mask off more and let more people know his identity.
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You think people would have learned by now that erect nipple shots save movies!
It’s 2013 people!!
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Boobs!
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