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The Hebrew Hammer (2003)

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What’s It About: We can’t forget our Chosen friends on the first night of Hanukkah, so we present The Hebrew Hammer! For every 1,000 Christmas movies that are made, one Hanukkah movie is not made. This is the extraordinarily rare picture that combines Hanukkah and Christmas and Kwanzaa (can’t forget our Kwanzaa friends either!) and guns into a fine stew fit for eating during whatever holiday feast you enjoy.

The movie begins in Hanukkah Past, at St. Peter, Paul and Mary Elementary School where our hero, Mordechai Jefferson Carver, is taunted by his Gentile schoolmates with pennies and bagels and threats of hell. Poor Mordechai has to just watch everyone have a great time with Christmas gifts and decorations while he stares at his plain dreidel by himself. His teacher explains to the class that even though Mordechai’s people control all the world’s money but they only buy…