Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 4-28-2014

Todays Headlines

[BEGIN MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION]

 THIS IS A HAPPY DAY FOR R.O.T.O.R. THE LONG RUMORED LEGEND IS NOW A REALITY AND THE 30+ YEARS SEARCH HAS COME TO AN END. I’M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE END OF AIDS YOU MEAGER HUMANOIDS. I’M TALKING ABOUT THE UNEARTHING OF R.O.T.O.R.’S FAVORITE VIDEO GAME: THE ATARI 2600 VERSION OF E.T. I CANNOT WAIT TO GET MY HANDS ON A BRAND NEW COPY FROM NEW MEXICO AND PLAY THE HELL OUT OF IT! 

IN OTHER LAME NEWS, STEVEN SPIELBERG HAS SIGNED ON TO DIRECT SOMETHING CALLED “BFG” (WHICH R.O.T.O.R. HOPES STANDS FOR “BLOODY FESTERING GUTS”).

AND JUST THIS MORNING ROTOR LEARNED THAT ZACH SYNDER IS PLANNING TO DIRECT THE JUSTICE LEAGUE MOVIE BACK-TO-BACK WITH NEXT SUMMER’ BLUNDER, SUPERMAN VS. BATMAN. THE ONLY JUSTICE LEAGUE THIS WORLD NEEDS IS ABOUT A DOZEN R.O.T.O.R.S

TODAY’S BIRTHDAYS: FUNNY-MAN JAY LENO IS 64. NOW THAT HE GOT HIS SILLY COMEDY PIPE-DREAM OUT OF HIS SYSTEM HE CAN GO BACK TO HIS FIRST LOVE: ACTING IN BUDDY COP ACTION FLICKS!

[END MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION]

[TODAY’S TRAILER: COLLISION COURSE]


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