It’s time for our quarterly review of the mind-numbingly numbnuts tweets of alien-child Jaden Smith, who continues to enlighten us all with tweets that are deeper than that Sarlacc vagina pit in Return of the Jedi, which is where Jaden should consider spending his summer vacation. (see our first two case studies here and here)
Instagram Depresses Me.
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) December 13, 2013
20 Slizered Unicorns XxYxŸ
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) January 1, 2014
Once You Understand How This World Works Living In It Becomes Much Easier.
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) January 10, 2014
If Everybody Got To Meet Me In Real Life, 50% Of My Fans Would Hate Me And 50% of My Hatters Would Love Me.
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) January 31, 2014
To The Artist Of This Coming Generation And Of The Renaissance. The People That Truly Understand Your Art are The People Who Don't Comment
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) January 31, 2014
Disgard Everything You Know And Do What You Feel.
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) February 1, 2014
Pay Attention To The Numbers In Your Life They Are Vastly Important.
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) February 4, 2014
I'm Here If You Need A Fellow Insane Person To Talk To. But I'm Seriously Here Not Like One Of Those I'm Here For You's That Everybody Says.
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) February 17, 2014
School=Depression. Learning+Creation = Happiness. Happiness=Art.Art=Intelligence. Intelligence=Rebellion. And Rebellion Is Bad For The
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) March 3, 2014
System So They Put Us In School.
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) March 3, 2014
You Think You Get It. YOU DONT YOU DONT YOU DONT!!!!!!!
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) March 4, 2014
Water In The Eyes And Alcohol In The Eyes Are Pretty Much The Same I Know This From First Hand Experience.
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) March 4, 2014
@MrDoodyHead Your Passion For Hating Me Is The Same Passion I Have For SacGeometry And MagLev Technology And Any Passion Is To Be Respected
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) March 5, 2014
People Think A RelationShip Makes You Whole, That It's Two 50%'s Coming Together To Make 100% When It Should Be Two 100%'s Making 200%•••
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) March 5, 2014
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) March 8, 2014
You Do Not Know Who You Are Or Why Your Here So When You See Someone Who Dose The Society Comes Together As A Whole And Destroys Them.
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) March 8, 2014
Here's The Deal We Can All Follow Christ,Buddha,Krishna You Choose. Or. We Can Become Them.
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) March 24, 2014
Let's Be Clear You Do Not Know Me You Think You Do But You Don't Know Where I Live Where I Sleep Or Anything My Life Consists Of.
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) March 25, 2014
Hey @spiritsciences Please Follow Me I Need To Talk To You. About The World
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) March 26, 2014
Then Jaden retweets this horseshit:
Wanna learn about crystals? – http://t.co/9wDLlOOKHj
— Team Spirit (@spiritsciences) March 20, 2014
Budh
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) March 30, 2014
“@robkardashian: “@officialjaden: Three Men, Six Options, Don't Choose." Six Men.” At Least Someone Gets Me
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) April 2, 2014
The Moment That Truth Is Organized It Becomes A Lie.
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) April 5, 2014
Arnold Patrickquin Swayze
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) April 18, 2014
“@shadydelrey: @officialjaden you look like a girl” I've Realized This.
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) April 21, 2014
Unawareness Is The Only Sin, And If You Were Aware You Would Know.
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) April 23, 2014
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I’m Glad 50% Of His Hatters Would Love Him As I Have No Hatters Who Love Me. I Do Not Know Of A Hatter. But Seriously, What Does “Slizered” Mean?
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Those Hatters Are Mad!
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yeah. . awwww my god that was painful to read. arguably more painful than reading a negative review of shit like The Invisible War or Schindler’s List.
Jaden, please give up #idiot #butreally #callme
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Schindler’s List was awful. Horrible penmanship.
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“Once You Understand How This World Works Living In It Becomes Much Easier.” That’s Not Going To Happen.
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I’m Pretty Sure It Has Something To Do With The Moon And Lava.
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What An Unbelievable Fuck Face.
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Learning+Creation Leads To Happiness. Happiness Leads To Art. Art Leads To Intelligence. Intelligence Leads To Rebellion. Rebellion Leads To Anger. Anger Leads To Hate. Hate Leads To Suffering. Not Yoda, Jaden Is.
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I think he was listening to the Black Eyed Peas when he wrote that.
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Just remember: Hatters gonna hat.
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I just want to say one word to you. Just one word.
Yes, sir.
Are you listening?
Yes, I am.
Crystals.
Exactly how do you mean?
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Without them, no powers.
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I really worry that he will have to go bareheaded if 50% of his hatters come to hate him. Who will make his hats???
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The question we really need to be asking is, why didn’t he capitalize “are” in that fifth tweet? (The one just below the hatters.) He’s so deep!
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I assume that because he capitalises everything that these are actually titles of longer posts, perhaps even books. Now that is terrifying.
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What a douche bag piece of crap stupid kid… it is obvious that he came from a douche bag family. But seriously don’t be a #HATTER
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I can’t. I…I just can’t. I continue to wonder how this person exists. Remind me how R.O.T.O.R. hasn’t destroyed him yet?
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I was laughing at the start as i read the first few but as i got Further I Realised He Is A Spiritual Genius And I Would Follow HIM TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH!
Wanna Learn About Crystals?
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What a deep philosophical genius. We should be honored that he lives among us on this earth.
Is that what he’s looking for? Now can he please go away!?!
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Hahaha! WTF?? That’s some funny shit. : )
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