Our first foray into the warped mind of megaoverprivileged child actor Jaden Smith proved to be quite popular among those who couldn’t wrap their heads around what was inside his. Since then, Jaden hasn’t disappointed as he continues to deliver some of the most inexplicably dumb tweets the Earth has ever seen. Such as:
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“Jonah Hill is a genius” – scariest one of the bunch…..
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Jonah Hill > Stephen Hawking
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I’m watching Evil Dead 2013 again this afternoon and all I can think of is – what’s wrong with you? This is all kinds of awesome. I know we’re sisters and such but:
dis movie is just 2 smrt for u. u r a dummy dum and dis movie be ahead of its time and shit. funniest movie ever, u suuuuuuuck
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I guess I was hoping for something a little better than just gore fx.
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I should just stop tweeting. You don’t say.
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I hope not, I get a lot of hits out of this kid.
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There Is Something To Be Said For Someone Who Takes The Time To Capitalize Every Word In Their Sentence As If They Are Constantly Writing The Title Of Some Important Novel. Maybe That’s Exactly What He Is Doing, Tweeting Titles Of Novels That He Intends To Write. Even Writing This Comment Is Killing A Small Part Of My Soul.
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Maybe His Phone Is Broken. It Does Make Things Seem More Important, Though.
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What upsets me the most about his inability to use sentence case. Although the bit about there being no nutrients in the water just makes me think of that scene from Idiocracy where they go on about the electrolytes.
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Jaden Smith is the new spokesman for Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator.
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Jaden Smith Does Not Equal David Lynch, No Matter How Hard He Tries (If He Even Does). Excuse Me, I Am Off To Plant Some Stuff.
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Plant It Real Good.
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I Long 4 Da Days When Movie Stars Communicated Through Publicists And We Didn’t No How Dum They Were
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I Bet James Dean Would Have Had An Annoying Twitter.
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Marilyn Monroe Would Of To.
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Oh, Good Grief This Kid Has The Brain Of A Flea.
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Don’t Insult Fleas.
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My Bad I Apologize. Fleas Are Smart; One Of Them Even Plays Bass Guitar.
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Oh. Oh ew. EW. How can you follow this kid without raging out and punching things on a daily basis?
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It’s pretty frightening how many favorites the posts get. Hopefully they’re just to make fun of him, but I doubt it.
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Someone needs to sit down with him and have a chat about life, so that he can get it out of his system instead of putting it out there for the whole world to see. Are You Feeling Okay Jaden Smith?
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I don’t think that would matter. He’s in a family of Scientologists.
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Haha wow 😀
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If Everyone Who Hated On Jaden Planted A Tree, We Could Sustain 10 Billion Earths In The Future.
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And They Would All Be Beautiful. Most Trees Are Blue.
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… just why?
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Never Underestimate How Dumb People Can Be.
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I Will Never Do So In Future Again Should It Ever Cross My Mind To.
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This is all just one long trip. Years from now when he’s in rehab these tweets will be used to read him the most frightening intervention letter ever.
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I believe he’s just a dope.
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Don’t know if you included this one or not:
http://cheezburger.com/7980427264
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